Friday, November 4, 2011

Once Upon a Time I Choked on a Vegetable

Dearest Me,

Hey there! Long time no see! Yeah...let's get to the point. (*ahem*)
I just wanna let you know that I finally figured out that thing that's been missing. Well, I hope you remember who and what you were before you crashed 'cuz I certainly do. Yeah you remembered almost everything, but what about that missing piece that's been bugging you for quite sometime now? Don't you think that's important? Or should i say: Don't you think he's important? To tell you the truth, I really don't care who or what he is to you. 'Cuz as I've seen so far, he certainly doesn't make the cut. Now, don't take this wrongly but I just have to say this. I know you took the trouble of trying to remember why he is important to you but he's just not worth it. You understand? Of course you don't! What the heck am I thinking? I'm talking to you; A person so stubborn and naive. How do I expect you to understand? You don't even understand yourself! Look how easily you are moved! You're so stupid that you might just choke on a vegetable!
I love you and I just want you to be happy. Just forget about that missing piece. We'll just replace it w/ another one. OK? Why am I doing this? It's because you keep eating things that you can't digest! Like that vegetable! Who in this world would ever choke on a vegetable but you. It's just so simple. Why can't you understand it? There's a whole lot of food on the table, why choose this one? You don't even like vegetable for crying out loud!
Enough of the food talk! You're making me hungry. Anyways, if you understood what I told you then my mission's done. If not, then I would just have to make you understand next time. You got it?!

That's all for now.

P.S. Make sure to bring water with you whenever you eat something, especially if it's a kind of vegetable.
Sincerely Yours,
ME